Pretty cool.
I like these kind of games. Here's my story;
Once upon a time, there was a hairy kingdom called Up an Ass. Everything was peaceful in Up an Ass until one day a smelly creature called Assface attacked. Assface had the penis of a/an liger and the butthole of a/an tigon. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one sexy knight to save Up an Ass, and that knight's name was Bitchman. As soon as Bitchman heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky rainbow armor and started riding his bluetit to Assface's lair. He took his bitchy dildo and fucked the beast's jew nose. The beast screamed crap!!! And then pissed at Bitchman almost killing him. Bitchman used his last bit of energy to shit Assface away. Thanks to Bitchman, the kingdom of Up an Ass was saved and Bitchman and the princess lived happily ever after.